Selasa, 03 Mei 2011
Senin, 02 Mei 2011
LEXI, an unhappy woman of substance, sits impatiently on a bus stop bench. MICHAEL, a (great looking, well built, bald) homeless guy, sits down next to her with a big smile on his face.
LEXI: What are you smiling for?
MICHAEL: It's what I do.
LEXI: I won't ask.
MICHAEL: I sell smiles for a living.
LEXI: I'm not interested.
MICHAEL: Here, have a free one - on me. (He smiles at her.)
LEXI: No thank you.
MICHAEL: Sorry, can't take it back. You'll have to give it to someone else.
LEXI: What?
MICHAEL: The smile. You'll have to give it away if you don't want it. Or sell it if you like - apparently it hasn't been used much.
LEXI: What do you mean by that?
MICHAEL: You don't smile very often, do you?
LEXI: So what if I don't?
MICHAEL: Shouldn't waste your smile...there's plenty of people who could use one.
LEXI: Well they can have mine.
MICHAEL: Your what?
LEXI: My smile.
MICHAEL: I don't see one.
LEXI: I thought you just gave me one.
MICHAEL: I tried, but it didn't stick. I think it bounced right off.
LEXI: Fine. What's there to smile about anyway?
MICHAEL: Well--
LEXI: You don't have to answer that.
MICHAEL: There's lots of things to smile about. It's a beautiful day outside; the buses are running on time--
LEXI: I don't want to hear about it.
MICHAEL: --and look at that flower over there, now that would make anybody smile--
LEXI: Would you leave me alone!(a long moment of silence. Finally, she gives in.)
LEXI: So what's the going rate on smiles these days?
MICHAEL: Pardon me?
LEXI: Your smiles...how much are they?
MICHAEL: Oh, they're very expensive.
LEXI: So's my taste.
MICHAEL: You probably couldn't afford one.
LEXI: Try me.
MICHAEL: I'm warning...it'll cost you.
LEXI: Yes, I know, HOW MUCH?
MICHAEL: One smile.
LEXI: One smile?
MICHAEL: That's how much they cost.
LEXI: What?
MICHAEL: The price for a smile is exactly one smile. That's the going rate. (She thinks about it)
LEXI: Alright. (smiles) I'll take one.
MICHAEL: It was a pleasure doing business with you.(he leaves)(Daisy, a streetwalker, sits down next to her.)
DAISY: What's with the smile?
LEXI: I sell smiles for a living.
This Story is to remind you to always smile and be cheerful! It makes people happy! Keep on smiling!
Love me
My friends say I'm a fool to think that you're the one for me
I guess I'm just a sucker for love
'Cause honestly the truth is that you know I'm never leavin'
'Cause you're my angel sent from above
Baby, you can do no wrong
My money is yours, give you a little more because I love ya, love ya
With me, girl, is where you belong
Just stay right here, I promise my dear I'll put nothin' above ya, 'bove ya
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
People try to tell me, but I still refuse to listen
'Cause they don't get to spend time with you
A minute with you is worth more than a thousand days without your love
Oh your love, oh
Baby, you can do no wrong
My money is yours, give you a little more because I love ya, love ya
With me, girl, is where you belong
Just stay right here, I promise my dear I'll put nothin' above ya, 'bove ya
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
My heart is blind, but I don't care
'Cause when I'm with you, everything has disappeared
And every time I hold you near
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I never wanna let you go, oh
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
Love me, love me, say that you love me
Fool me, fool me, oh how you do me
Kiss me, kiss me, say that you miss me
Tell me what I wanna hear, tell me you love me
COPAS
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Minggu, 01 Mei 2011
There was once a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was a complete and utter obsession.  One Sunday it was an absolutely perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, there was no wind, there were no clouds in the sky and the temperature was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do and finally the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to tell him he was too sick to take the Sunday service, he loaded up the car and drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him. Without a care in the world he began to play the course.An angel up above was watching the preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to the Lord and said, "Look at that preacher. I think he should be punished for what he is doing." The Lord nodded in agreement. The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball, and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup three hundred and fifty yards away. A picture-perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to the Lord and said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish him." The Lord smiled. "Think about it — who can he tell?" |  A man and a woman get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says: "So you're a man and I'm a woman — that's highly significant. And just look at our cars...there's nothing left of them! But the remarkable thing is that neither of us is hurt. This must surely be a sign from God that we were intended to meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."The man replies, "I agree with you entirely — this must indeed be a sign from the good Lord!" "And look at this," the woman continues, "here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished and yet this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune, doesn't he?" She hands the bottle to the man. Eagerly nodding his head in agreement, he opens it and takes a few large swigs before handing it back to the woman. To his surprise she immediately puts the cap back on the bottle and returns it to him.  "Well, aren't you having any?" he asks disappointedly."No," she replies. "I think I'll just sit here and wait for the police!" | |||||
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|  JAPANESE BANKING NEWSFollowing last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly-up and that Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you've guessed it!) going for a song. Meanwhile, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, with staff there fearing they may get a raw deal.
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A mother's advice to her daughter about choosing the right man:
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 Yesterday my girlfriend took me to meet her parents for the very first time. Somehow I don't think I made a very good impression. After eying me up and down, the father challenged me: "Tell me, young man, are your intentions toward our daughter honorable or dishonorable?" "  You mean I have a choice?" I replied. "No, of course not," he went on, "but it is important you understand our daughter is well reared." I assured him there wasn't much wrong with her front half either! | According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were  beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors, leaving dozens of tiny lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done about it. She called all the girls to the bathroom for a meeting with the janitor, whose job it was to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate just how arduous this task had become, she asked him to clean one of the mirrors in front of them. He proceeded to take out a long-handled brush, dip it into the nearest toilet and scrub the mirror from top to bottom. Since that day there have been no further lip prints on the mirror. |
find so attractive? Is it my personality?"
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